Is your stationery behaving itself?

June 3, 2011

I go to a fishmongers opposite this shop. Whilst ruminating on the merits of Manx kippers and Morecambe Bay potted shrimps I looked at across the road and discovered that stationery now requires a solution. I’d never thought of it as being a problem before. Now I know this I feel that I’m burdened with whole new set of problems that i didn’t know I had. What’s going to happen? An unused highlighter pen threatens an industrial tribunal on the grounds of colour prejudice?  Perhaps my compliments slips are going to insult people? Or my notepaper imagines its an international superspy “The names Bond…..Basildon Bond”.

Thank heavens for Stationery Solutions (It’s in Wilmslow in case you have any burning problems with your stationery). Perhaps that’s the solution. Burn it (uncooperative stationery that is, not the shop).

Coincidently I’ve just had an email from ‘Ironing Solutions’. Now that’s a problem.